29.12.05

Que cante!!, que cante!! que cante!!.....

Hola a tod@s.. hace ya un ratito que no les cantaba, y a falta de algo más imaginativo que ponerles, les voy a cantar una cancion cantable... muy de acuerdo a las fechas... y si después de leerla/cantarla no me creen, fíjense bien a su alrededor y verán que no me equivoco, bueno, aqui tienen, ah, y para que luego no me tachen de plagiario, es original de System of a Down...


Such a lonely day
and its mine
the most lonliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
should be banned
it's a day that I can't stand

The most lonliest day of my life
the most lonliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
shouldn't exist
it's a day that I'll never miss
Such a lonely day
and it's mine
the most lonliest day of my life

And if you go, I what to go with you
and if you die, I want to die with you
Take your hand and walk away

The most lonliest day of my life
the most lonliest day of my life
the most lonliest day of my life

Such a lonely
day
and it's mine
it's a day I'm glad I've survived


Ah por cierto.. felices fiestas!!.. y feliz cumpleaños a mi


19.12.05

Feeling fine...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All lwork and no play makes Jack a dull boyAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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... feeling fine................

6.12.05

Advertencia: peligro biológico extremo:

ANTES DE CONTINUAR LEA DETENIDAMENTE LO SIGUIENTE

Lo que estan ustedes a punto de leer, es producto de la mente de tres individuos (bueno, a veces 5), cuyo nivel de ocio e inmadurez y posible retraso mental en un porcentaje casi imperceptible debe de ser tomado en cuenta al leer e interpretar estos escritos, el dueño de este bleagh!, no se hace responsable de las posibles consecuenias y/o daños psico-fisiológicos que pueda usted sufrir al leer estas tonterías, quedan ustedes advertidos, si quieren seguir leyendo, es bajo su propio riesgo; Que se diviertan:


Huele a 7 Machos / Smells like teen spirit (Nirvana)

Ayer subí al microbus / Load up on guns and bring your friends
cuando llegó un fuerte hedor / it's fun to lose and to pretend
mire hacia atras, lo ví llegar / She's over bored and self assured
era un sope criminal / Oh no, I know a dirty word

Cabrón, cabrón, cabrón, porfavor / Hello, hello, hello, how low?

Baja el ala!, no seas gacho! / With the lights out it's less dangerous
Huele a sope, mamarracho! / Here we are now, entertain us
Ponte Patricks, agua sanborns / I feel stupid and contagious
7 machos, Date un baño! / Here we are now, entertain us
..........


La nena chilla como ratón / Knockin' on heaven's door (Guns 'n Roses)

Pobre nena reprobó / Mama take this badge from me
El examen no pasó / I can't use it any more
Su mamá lo va a violar / It's getting dark too dark to see
Ya ahora la nena chilla como ratón / Feels like I´m knockin' on heaven's door

La nena chilla como ratón / Knock-knock-kncockin' on heaven's door
la nena chilla como ratón / knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
la nena chilla como ratón / knock-kncok-knockin' on heaven's door
por que el muy wey reprobó / knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

La boleta falsificó / Mama put my guns in the ground
y su papi, lo cagó / i can't shoot them anymore
la nena llorando está / That cold black cloud is comin' down
y la nena chilla como ratón / Feels like I'm knockin' on heavens door
.......

Enter Fiakman / Enter sandman (Metallica)

Oye tu ven p'aca /Say your prayers little one
vamos a güevonear / don't forget my son
trabajar nunca más / to include every one

güevonear, no estudiar / tuck you in, wartm within
los exámenes volar / keep you free from sin
la boleta no entregar / tilll the sandman he comes

Cuando llega a casa / sleep with one eye open
Le rompen la 'maiz' / gripping your pillow tight

güevonear / exit light
no estudiar / enter night
reprobar / take my hand
a la verga la escuela / we're off to never-never land
.....

Palmerombie / Zombie (The cranberries)

Palmera si repruebas / Another head hangs slowly
Y el chango se saca un seis / Child is slowly taken
palmera si no pasas / And their violence causes silence
Brozo, Andrade, sacan diez / Who are we mistaken?

Palmerín eres wey por tronar con Chespi / But you see it's not me, it's not my family
eres wey, eres wey y mas que wey / in your head, in your head they are fighting
yo pasé, saque seis / With their tanks and their bombs
tronaste, saque seis / and their bombs and their guns
eres wey, yo pasé y fue in your face / in your head, in your head they are crying

in your face, in your face / in your head, in your head
yo pasé, tronaste, saque seis / zombie, zombie, zombie
-eis - eis- eis / Hey, hey, hey,
Y fue in your face, in your face / What's in your face?, in your head
yo pasé, yo pasé, tronasté / zombie, zombie, zombie
...........

Clase del chespi / Paradise City (coro) (Guns 'n Roses)

llevame ya / take me down
a la clase del Chespi / to the paradise city
donde no haces nada / where the grass is green
y es pura güeva / and the girs are pretty
llevame ya por favor / oh won't you please take me home
..........

Hotel Margaronia / Hotel California (Eagles)

En la clase de historia / On a dark desert highway
el examen volé / cool wind in my hair
no entregue las tareas / low smell of colitas
y no participé / rising up through the air
hoy entregan boletas / up ahead in the distance
me van a tronchar / I saw a shimmering light
cuando llegue a mi casa / There were voces down the corridor
me van a adecir:/ I thought I heard them say

Güevón tronaste otra vez historia / Welcome to the Hotel California
no sales en un mes, / Such a lovely place
no sales en un mes / Such a lovely face
Güevón tronaste otra vez historia / Plenty of room at the Hotel California
no vas a salir / any time of year
te vas a aburrir / You can find it here
................

El Margaro puñal / When I come around (Green day)

El Margaro puñal / I heard you crying loud
me puso uno en Historia / all the way across town
me cacho sacando el libro / You've been searching for that someone
en el exámen semestral / and it's me around the prowl
y ahora dice que a mi me va a tronar / as you sit around feeling sorry for yourself
Pirujo cual no hay mas / Well don't get lonely now
dicta hecho la verga / And dry your whinning eyes
pinches copias bien culeras / I'm just roaming for the moment
que nos pone a estudiar / Sleazin' my back yard son don't get uptight
y todo porque dice / so it looks like you've been thinking
que nos las va a preguntar / about ditching me

Pero a mi me las va a pagar / No time to search the world around
hoy lo voy a ir a madrear / cause you know where I'll be found
Margaro puñal / When I come around
..........

Hazte hombre ya / Don't cry (original) (Guns 'n Roses)

Es marica y talvez / Tal to me softly
hasta homosexual / There's something in your eyes
camina como puto / Don't hang your head in sorrow
y habla igual / and please don't cry
juega a las muñequitas / I know how you feel inside, I've
y quiere ser mamá / I've been there before
se cree el muy carita / Somethin's changin' inside you
y de la verga está / And don't you know

Y hazte hombre ya / Don't you cry tonight
Marco Antonio Nesme / I still love you baby
Hazte hombre ya / don't you cry tonight
hazte hombre ya / don't you cry tonight
deja en paz alas muñequitas /there's a heaven above you baby
y haste hombre ya / and don't you cry tonight

Se crió con monjas / Give me a whisper
por eso está como está / and give me a sigh
le pusieron faldita / Give me a kiss before you
brassiere y medias / tell me goodbye
entando ahi lo violaron / Don't you take it so hard now
cuarenta monjas o mas / and please don't take it so bad
ya cuando esta en su casita / I'll still be thinking of you
se atasca la escoba... Nesme! / And the times we had... baby!
.............


Este post va dedicado al chango, al andrade, la palmera, la nena, la fiaka, el pofet, el falo, el Wul y el resto de desmadrosos que conocí en 4to y 5to.. se les extraña cabrones, por obvias razones, y en respeto a todos ellos, la censura fue nula y transcribí las canciones tal y como fueron creadas originalmente, con todos los errores y faltas, ah y un especial agradecimiento a mi hermano pues si no fuera porque se puso a escuchar Guns 'n f'kn Roses el otro día, no hubiera recordado esta época tan chingona de mi vida..

atte.:
El Brozo

5.12.05

Dicen que soy yo...

Hola a todos, hace rato que no escribo y la verdad me da mucha flojera hacerlo, pero para que no e extrñen por otro rato, les muestro lo que me encontré una tarde de ocio en estas semanas.. es uno de esos miles de tests que se encuentra uno en el interné.. que en realidad son una tontería, pero a veces son divertidos, y de éste me sorprendió el resultado, mirén según el test, éste soy yo:

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?



Si quieren ver quienes son ustedes píquenle en la imágen y hagan el test ustedes mismos..